1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:04,221 ♪♪ [theme] 2 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,051 MAN [on P.A.]: Attention, all personnel. 3 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:53,227 The winner of this month's lottery, 4 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,185 Sergeant Arthur T. Williams, 5 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:58,841 will receive a high colonic worth $9.00. 6 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,712 Congratulations, Sergeant, 7 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:03,628 and don't spend it all in one place. 8 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:04,977 And that's another thing 9 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:06,240 I'm going to change around here: 10 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:07,632 no more gambling. 11 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,069 Frank, it does give the men something 12 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:10,635 to look forward to every month. 13 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:12,463 Margaret, you're beginning to sound like Blake: soft. 14 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:16,206 Nonsense. I want this place to be as G.I. as you do. 15 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,601 What a slob that man was, 16 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,211 may he rest in peace. 17 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,604 Another of my new regulations. 18 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,563 "Under no circumstances 19 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:28,131 will enlisted men use the officers' latrine." 20 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,090 They've been sneaking in at night, you know? 21 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,395 How can you tell? 22 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:35,617 One knows where one's own kind has been. 23 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:39,969 Major Frank Burns, Commanding Officer. 24 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:42,319 A boyhood dream come true. 25 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,147 My own command, you at my side, 26 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,671 an incoming box, an outgoing box. 27 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:50,066 War. God help me, I love it. 28 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,807 [chuckle] 29 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,809 I'd better get this new regulation posted. 30 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,985 Corporal. Corporal O'Reilly! 31 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,074 He left the minute the mail came in. 32 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,598 I ordered him to bring me the mail first. 33 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,513 -The little sneak. -No respect. 34 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,169 I'll teach those dirty little unlisted rats 35 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,170 to love me. 36 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:13,872 Ah. Done. Nice little bar. 37 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,396 And right in our own neighborhood. 38 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,354 -What do we call it? -It's in the corner. 39 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:18,877 Let's call it The Corner Bar. 40 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:20,096 [chuckles] It's been used. 41 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,316 I got it! I got it. 42 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:23,752 Frank's Bed, 43 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:26,276 now doing business as Joe's Bar and Grill. 44 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,756 If my wife calls, I'm not here. 45 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,714 [laughing] 46 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,107 Henry would've loved this. 47 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,543 Fair man with a bottle, you say? 48 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:35,720 Henry? He could have been a comparison drinker. 49 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,766 The man was born with a spare tank. 50 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:43,250 I really miss him. 51 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,904 How about the Henry Blake Memorial Bar? 52 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,819 I'll buy that. 53 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,171 Let's break it in. 54 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:53,347 I'll throw out the first drunk. 55 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,739 With any luck, it'll be me. 56 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,308 [knocking] Sirs? 57 00:02:58,352 --> 00:02:59,918 Yes, young man. How many in your party? 58 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,007 -Huh? -As you can see, we're jammed, 59 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,357 but if you give us your name, 60 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,880 we'll have you paged here at the bar. 61 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,577 The couple at table 27 are leaving. 62 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,144 Busboy, set up table 27 63 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,928 for the young man in the green tuxedo. 64 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,713 We usually hold it for Cesar Romero, 65 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,018 but he sprained his mustache. 66 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,324 Sirs, with your permission, 67 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:15,369 would you stop horsing around, please? 68 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,631 You hate the table. 69 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,720 Uh, no, the table's fine, really. 70 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,809 Uh, can I fix you a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers? 71 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,202 Is it true about those two? 72 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,638 Come on, would youse? Shh, shh. 73 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:24,726 Shh, shh. 74 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,686 We're getting a new commanding officer. 75 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,863 -Frank's out? -Shh! 76 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:34,039 -Great! -Great? 77 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,651 I've been sticking pins in my Frank Burns doll for a year. 78 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:39,741 "Colonel Sherman Potter, surgeon, medical..." 79 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,221 -USA! -Regular army? 80 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,352 Career man. 81 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:43,484 Trouble? 82 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,355 An army doctor! 83 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,662 He'll have people bleeding by the numbers. 84 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:49,272 He's gotta be a loser, 85 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,840 otherwise why would they dump him in a MASH? 86 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,798 A career man. 87 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,191 That's even worse than Frank, 88 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,280 who's neither one nor the other. 89 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,021 How'd he take it? Frank? 90 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,762 Are you kidding? 91 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:03,199 My palms are sweating off. I'm afraid to tell him. 92 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,157 You'd better show him the orders, Radar. 93 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:07,334 -He'll hit me. -Come on. 94 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,684 No! He's been murder on me. 95 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:10,989 Making me shave. 96 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,252 He makes me bathe! 97 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:16,168 The man has no respect for crud. 98 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,779 -Let's go with him, B.J. -A pleasure. 99 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:20,042 Oh, hey, would you really? That's terrific. 100 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,783 Hold table 27. 101 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:28,398 No, no, no, Sergeant. 102 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:29,834 From now on, 103 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,793 you will not simply slop food onto these trays. 104 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:33,447 Look at this random arrangement, Major. 105 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,883 I'm looking. 106 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:36,972 The kidney beans have slopped over 107 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,060 from the kidney bean compartment 108 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,496 into the applesauce compartment. 109 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,803 The dehydrated potatoes are in every compartment. 110 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:44,153 It's no wonder I never have an appetite. 111 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,589 Sergeant, I want standardization 112 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:46,938 of compartment usage. 113 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,940 When I look down a table at a row of trays, 114 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,334 I want to see beans, beans, beans, beans, 115 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,814 potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, 116 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,206 applesauce, applesauce, applesauce. 117 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,338 You got that? 118 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,992 -Yes. -Yes, what? 119 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,168 -Yes, sir. -Yes, sir, what? 120 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:02,563 Yes, sir, yes, sir... 121 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,955 three bags full? 122 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,531 Well, where's the mail? It got here ten minutes ago. 123 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,054 Um, I've got it, sir. 124 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,361 Well, is there anything for me? 125 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,232 Um... [clearing throat] 126 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,973 Um, nothing from Mrs. Burns, sir. 127 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,975 I don't care what I didn't get. 128 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,368 RADAR: No, sir. 129 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:26,761 What did I get? 130 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,328 Um, here's a card from your veterinarian. 131 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,504 -Oh! -Time for your rabies shot. 132 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,636 Wisenheimer. Shouldn't you be eating or something? 133 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,855 We just had a cupcake on the train. 134 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,204 I've warned you, Hunnicut. 135 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,510 Don't let this man corrupt you. 136 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,120 I'm doing my very best, sir. 137 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:40,252 Well, what else is there, Corporal? 138 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,298 Um, uh, your service station back home 139 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,866 is having a free buffet to open their new lube rack. 140 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:47,085 And, uh, they're gonna be having punch 141 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,392 and balloons and Greasy the Clown. 142 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:52,177 Oh, what's this? It looks official. 143 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,963 Um, ahem, oh. 144 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:56,486 You're being replaced, sir. 145 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,055 What? 146 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,803 Smelling salts for two, Doctor. 147 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:11,458 This is outrageous! It's completely unfair. 148 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,285 Oh, no, Major. This is, uh, 149 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:15,331 not an unusual occurrence at all. 150 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,811 I mean, this is the way the army is run. 151 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,378 After all, we're all merely cogs 152 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,945 in a giant military medical machine. 153 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:23,383 Each cog occasionally has to lose a tooth 154 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,167 on the gear of life. 155 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,952 Now, um, if you'll all excuse me, 156 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,519 I'd, uh, best prepare for the change of command. 157 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:37,048 Frank, you took that so well. 158 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,876 I'm very proud of you. 159 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,574 Qué será, será. 160 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,358 It was a blow below the belt. 161 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,055 Well, we've both had our share of those. 162 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:49,931 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 163 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,193 It's not fair! It's not fair! 164 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,934 It's not fair! It's my MASH! 165 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:54,457 It's mine, it's mine, it's mine, it's mine, 166 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:55,632 it's mine! 167 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,155 I know, darling. 168 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,809 There, there. Shh. 169 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,507 I already wrote Mommy. 170 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,074 Oh, your mother will understand. 171 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:04,598 I mean my wife. 172 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,297 Buzz off! 173 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,561 You'll all be sorry when I'm gone. 174 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,258 You'll see! 175 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,088 Sorry, Henry. 176 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,483 Another national monument destroyed. 177 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:21,658 Come on! It's hot. 178 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:22,920 I'm ruining my arm shields. 179 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,357 Major Burns's bed back, sirs. 180 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:27,751 Aw, gee. 181 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,927 It's a shame about the bar. 182 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,147 I was only there once, but I really loved it. 183 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,018 All right. Gangway, mister. 184 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,977 Corporal O'Reilly, take your moving party 185 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,674 and get the rest of my things from the C.O.'s office. 186 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:40,503 Another week in command, 187 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,983 and I'd have had you out of that dress. 188 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,288 I'm not that easy. 189 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,685 Welcome home, Frank. 190 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,035 We kept your lice right where you left 'em. 191 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,472 -Oh. -What's this? 192 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:53,821 Oh, my personal papers 193 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,387 during my tenure as commanding officer. 194 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,998 When this war is history, 195 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,565 I'll donate them to my college library. 196 00:07:58,608 --> 00:07:59,914 They'll not only benefit humanity, 197 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,917 but, uh, they're tax deductible. 198 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,310 Hey, now, that's classified! 199 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,921 "From Frank Burns, commanding officer, 200 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:10,533 to Sergeant Zale, supply." 201 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:13,449 An order to glue a cracked bedpan? 202 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,582 History, Frank? Benefit humanity, Frank? 203 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,235 "To the mess sergeant. 204 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:19,368 Hereafter, you will drain the oil from tuna fish." 205 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:20,804 Every thousand miles. 206 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,545 Fine thanks I get. 207 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:24,547 I took a sloppy, slipshod organization 208 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,115 and turned it into a smooth-running model of efficiency. 209 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,638 Then I'm tossed aside! 210 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:31,511 What are you gonna do with all this junk? 211 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,469 Donate it to my college. 212 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,166 [vehicle approaches] 213 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,211 [horn honking] 214 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,343 [honk honk] 215 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,486 [honk] 216 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,317 [honk] 217 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,711 Stick that horn in your ear. 218 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:02,672 On your feet, soldier. I'm Colonel Potter. 219 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:04,979 Oh, my... 220 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,720 I'm sorry, sir. 221 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,243 I had no idea you were who you are, 222 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,679 Colonel Potter, sir. 223 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,376 -Get my gear, son. -Yes, sir. 224 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,161 Your permission to cover up my nakedidity? 225 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:14,292 Right. 226 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,730 -You got a name? -Yes, sir. 227 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,383 Corporal O'Reilly, company clerk. 228 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,168 I'm sorry about this, sir. 229 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,691 Saddle goes in my office. 230 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,911 That box in my office. The rest in my tent. 231 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,043 Uh, yes, sir. 232 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:28,219 What were you doing with that shiny cardboard? 233 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,308 Getting a tan, sir. 234 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,354 That sun'll rip the hide right off of you. 235 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,312 Oh, yes, sir. I was... 236 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,629 You expecting a horse later, sir? 237 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,239 Wish I were. 238 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,024 I've had this saddle since my cavalry days 239 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,503 in the Great War. 240 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,983 World War I, sir? 241 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,551 15 years old. Lied about my age. 242 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,685 Had big thighs for a boy. 243 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:01,122 I want that filing cabinet over there 244 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,080 over there. 245 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,430 Uh, sir, Colonel Blake tried it over there, 246 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,258 but he found it worked better over there. 247 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,651 I think you'll find it works better 248 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,261 for you too, sir, over there, sir. 249 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,655 Blake's gone, son. I'm here. 250 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:15,397 -I'll have it over there. -You'll have it over there. 251 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,355 Get some help. 252 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:20,010 I don't want a ruptured company clerk. 253 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,316 Uh, yes, sir. 254 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,797 I'll do the best I can, sir. 255 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,233 Klinger, no! 256 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,887 I saw him pull in. This is my chance! 257 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,758 -He's got a saddle. -I don't care. 258 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,281 He's regular army. 259 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,326 And I'm regular crazy. 260 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,203 Colonel Potter, sir. 261 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,814 Corporal Klinger. 262 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,337 I'm Section Eight, head-to-toe. 263 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,991 I'm wearing a Warner bra. 264 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,427 I play with dolls. 265 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,863 My last wish is to be buried 266 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,343 in my mother's wedding gown. 267 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,301 I'm nuts. I should be out. 268 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,435 Horse hockey. 269 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,570 I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. 270 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,964 Knew a private pretended he was a mare. 271 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,097 Carried a colt in his arms for weeks. 272 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,055 Another fellow said he was a daisy. 273 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,188 Insisted we water him every morning. 274 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,843 No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. 275 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,933 Now, you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. 276 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,978 And you stay in uniform. 277 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:16,197 Dismissed! 278 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,984 Radar, I'm finished. I gotta burn my bloomers. 279 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,382 I see him around sometimes. 280 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,688 Right here will be fine. 281 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:29,732 Yes, sir. 282 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,951 I want to see my officers. 283 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:31,952 Yes, sir. 284 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,258 Why, uh, "Radar"? 285 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:37,740 Oh, well, uh, 286 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,655 sometimes I can tell what's gonna happen 287 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,091 before it happens. 288 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,224 -Is that so? -Yes, sir. 289 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,921 The officers' latrine is to the right, sir. 290 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,401 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 291 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,277 [whistling] 292 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,325 -[feedback] -Ow! 293 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,853 Sorry, camp. 294 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:07,944 Attention, by command of the new commanding officer, 295 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:11,905 all officers report to the commanding officer's office, sirs. 296 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,476 Father Mulcahy. 297 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,047 Oh, yes. Of course. 298 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,745 Uh-huh. 299 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,357 Mm-hmm. 300 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,489 Uh-huh. You're clean. 301 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,317 Thank God, sir. 302 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,189 -Catholic? -Yes, sir. 303 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,887 Can you do a Methodist thing for me on Sunday? 304 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,802 I handle all denominations, Colonel. 305 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,978 Any other Methodists in the outfit? 306 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,850 Mmm, two or three. 307 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,156 Good. I hate to sing alone. 308 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,723 Major Houlihan. 309 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,680 Sir! 310 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,336 -Chief nurse. -Yes, sir. 311 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,425 Ten years, spotless record. 312 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,731 Thank you, sir. 313 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,864 Major Frank Burns. 314 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,300 Just friends, sir. 315 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,045 I mean, he's not here, sir. 316 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,003 He's indisposed. 317 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,922 Captain Pierce. 318 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,054 Yo. 319 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,534 Keep your yo's to yourself. 320 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,667 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 321 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,324 -Captain Hunnicutt. -Yes, sir. 322 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,458 You two were reprimanded by Major Burns 323 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,504 for setting fire to the latrine. 324 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,635 That was an accident. 325 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,812 We were having a weenie roast. 326 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,465 In the latrine? 327 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,990 We're not allowed to cook in our tents, sir. 328 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,731 Also, Pierce, it says here 329 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:42,430 you had a live chicken flown here by helicopter, 330 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,866 claiming it was a patient. 331 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,781 It was a rare bird, Colonel. 332 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,130 It could tap dance. 333 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,613 And a year ago, the Tokyo provost marshal 334 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,528 claims you stole a steam shovel. 335 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,791 I couldn't get a cab. 336 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,706 I gather you drink. 337 00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,230 Only to excess. 338 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,799 Colorful officers, I must say. 339 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,454 Well, that is one thing I do not need. 340 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,369 I would greatly appreciate it if, 341 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:11,676 for the next 18 months, you keep your noses clean. 342 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,504 Dismissed! 343 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,035 It's terrific of Frank to put all that stuff 344 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,123 in our service records. 345 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,081 Just where is No Lips? 346 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,390 He left. 347 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,131 He was so upset when he didn't get the command, 348 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,219 he just took off. 349 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,307 You're kidding! 350 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,961 Frank's run away from home? 351 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,440 Shh! No. Not a word. 352 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:37,964 -Oh, okay. -My lips are sealed. 353 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,052 And I won't say anything. 354 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,967 Really, honest. Not a word. 355 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,838 -Attention, all personnel. -Oh, Pierce! 356 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,579 You won't believe this, camp. Hello, camp? 357 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,102 -Are you there, camp? -Pierce. Pierce. 358 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,060 Would you, please? I'm trying to say something. 359 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,631 D'you think Potter'll object to the still? 360 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,198 I don't know. If he makes me get rid of it, 361 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,852 I'm gonna get into one of Klinger's dresses. 362 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,506 Not while he's wearing it, I hope. 363 00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,550 We'll see. 364 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,595 Sirs? 365 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,379 Ah, speaking of Mrs. Devil. 366 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,598 What's the matter, Klinger? 367 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,730 What's with the arms and legs? 368 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,255 Look! Ah! 369 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,257 Wherever my uniform covers me, I got a rash. 370 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,432 Ahh. 371 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,650 You ever been allergic to cotton? 372 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:13,651 -No. -Wools? 373 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,696 -No. -Synthetics? 374 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:15,740 No, sir. Ahh! 375 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,612 Now for the $2 question. 376 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:18,918 Have you been over to Rosie's Bar 377 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,136 to visit a business girl? 378 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,442 No, no, they don't like me. 379 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,791 They're jealous of my clothes. 380 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,097 Have any of your freckles been moving 381 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,012 -from one spot to another? -Oh, no. 382 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,709 If you're referring to tiny livestock, sir, 383 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,363 I'm very careful about that. 384 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,930 Ah! 385 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,714 Rash ends where the uniform ends. 386 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,585 -Psychosomatic? -Elementary. 387 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:37,110 Started the minute I got out of my civvies. 388 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,285 -Civvies! -Civvies. 389 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,026 That's it. Of course. 390 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,679 Your ladies' clothes are your defense against the system. 391 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,246 -What do I do? -Simple. 392 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,900 Take two aspirin and wear your best slip 393 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,032 next to your skin. 394 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,990 Is that an order, sir? 395 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,210 -Why not? -Thank you, sir! 396 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,602 [whimpers] 397 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,214 POTTER: Straighten Lillie Bell. 398 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,650 She's crooked. 399 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:56,825 Oh. 400 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,305 That's Royal King! 401 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,742 Can't you tell a mare from a stallion? 402 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,004 Sorry, sir. 403 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,745 I'm good at hamsters. 404 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,007 Hamsters? 405 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,661 All they ever do is eat lettuce 406 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:08,141 and make jelly beans. 407 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,925 Yes, sir. What do you want me to do 408 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,361 with this lady's picture, sir? 409 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,407 -Up here? -No, no, that's Mrs. Potter. 410 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,844 She always goes on the right side of my desk. 411 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,020 Oh... Nice lady, sir. 412 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,370 Five sisters, and not a bum in the lot. 413 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,938 Oh! Right on the right side. 414 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,940 Good. I never start a day 415 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,986 without throwing Mrs. Potter a salute. 416 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,728 Or, in lieu thereof, Mrs. Potter's picture. 417 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,948 -Thank you. -Welcome. 418 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,167 Good conduct medal with a clasp. 419 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,951 Only an enlisted man can get one. 420 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,866 MacArthur hasn't got one. Bradley, neither. 421 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,955 Wow! 422 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,391 It sure is nice to know that you were once 423 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,002 as common as I am, sir. 424 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,222 What is it? 425 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,441 Chopper, sir. 426 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,008 I don't hear anything. 427 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,574 [helicopter approaching] 428 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:52,663 Chopper! 429 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,318 MAN [on P.A.]: Attention! 430 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,059 Attention, all personnel. 431 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,539 Incoming wounded. 432 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,584 Both shifts to O.R. on the double. 433 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,977 Incoming wounded. 434 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,073 Let's go. Let's go, people. 435 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,119 Coming, sir. 436 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,208 What'd you find out? 437 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,861 He's mostly administration. 438 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,820 He hasn't been in an operating room for two years! 439 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:19,864 Terrific. 440 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,388 Margaret... 441 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,824 if this guy's a klutz, 442 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:23,912 if he gets into any kind of trouble, 443 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,348 give me a nudge. Or B.J. 444 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,654 Right. 445 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,090 Corporal, is it dark outside yet? 446 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,483 Uh, almost, ma'am. 447 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:30,745 Who cares? 448 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,138 Major Burns. 449 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,009 He might be cold. 450 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,881 Or hurt. Or lost. 451 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,493 Major, he's throwing a temper tantrum. 452 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,234 He'll come home when he gets hungry, Mommy. 453 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:44,933 You ready? 454 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,413 I hope so. 455 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,677 This way to the body and fender shop. 456 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,333 [chatter] 457 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,595 Clamp. 458 00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,730 Right in there. 459 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,170 Done. 460 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,041 Get him into post-op. 461 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,869 Start him on 600,000 units of penicillin, V.I.P. 462 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:08,870 Litter! 463 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,915 -Yes, sir. -Next! 464 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:11,960 Another clamp. 465 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,657 How you doin'? 466 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,703 You don't get many bellies like this back home. 467 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,140 Comes from eating too many bullets. 468 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,925 Close. I've got two Penrose drains in him. 469 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:21,883 Yes. 470 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,237 How's he doing? 471 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,065 So far, fine. Simple operations. 472 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,458 Keep your eye on him. 473 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,679 B.J.: 4-0 silk. 474 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,551 -May I? -Sure, Colonel. 475 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,770 I'd resect that area of small intestine. 476 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,032 It may be ischemic. 477 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,556 Was planning to do that, Colonel, 478 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,166 just as soon as I get this bleeding stopped. 479 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,689 -Uh-huh. -Clamp. 480 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,346 How's the rash, Klinger? 481 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,609 Upstairs, terrible. Downstairs, okay. 482 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,612 -How come? -I'm wearing a half-slip. 483 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,179 Clamp. 484 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,833 Got a bad bleeder here. 485 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,139 Oh, my Lord. 486 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,881 Retract that a little bit more. 487 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,361 Get some suction in there. 488 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,406 Suction. 489 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,060 Here, give me that. 490 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,845 Can you get that bowel out of the way? 491 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,108 I need some help here. 492 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,327 Pack it off. 493 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,200 And keep the pressure on it. 494 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,984 You're not gonna lose him. 495 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,381 Ah, you're doing just fine, son. 496 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,690 Little more suction, Nurse. 497 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,431 [suction hisses] 498 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,693 Thank you, Doctor. 499 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,260 Yeah, that's coming along. 500 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,526 Put him under. 501 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,049 Colonel, 502 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,659 you did a nice job with that kid in there. 503 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,095 You handled the rough part. 504 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,662 They were pretty shaky going in, 505 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,098 I gotta tell ya. 506 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,883 Sittin' behind a desk for two years, 507 00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,319 I thought I might've lost my touch. 508 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,234 But I guess surgery's like a bicycle. 509 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,367 Once you learn it, you never forget. 510 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,238 Nice to know there's a little pizazz 511 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,240 left in the old digits. 512 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,634 What time is it? 513 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,332 -3:30 a.m. -I could use a belt. 514 00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:10,905 Colonel, Captain Hunnicutt and I know just the place. 515 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,561 Checkered tablecloths, candlelight... 516 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,258 Out here? Pizza? 517 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,129 No, but you can chew on a rubber glove. 518 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,914 [chuckling] 519 00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,350 Talk about your backs. 520 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,612 Here, turn around. 521 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,050 -[crack] -Oh! Dandy. 522 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,704 Mm-hmm. 523 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,097 Learned that from an old Arab. 524 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,446 He liked flat camels. 525 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:35,582 [glasses clink] 526 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,149 [Hawkeye, Potter laugh] 527 00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,938 [laughter continues] 528 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,420 Margaret. 529 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,725 Margaret. 530 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,031 [laughter] 531 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,902 Margaret, it's me: Frank. 532 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,164 Frank. 533 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,210 Oh, Frank, my darling. 534 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,734 Are you all right? Where have you been? 535 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,650 What happened to you? I've been worried sick. 536 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,217 It was awful out there, 537 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,698 all dark. I was hungry. 538 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,613 A dog chased me and bit my duffel bag. 539 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,441 Oh, my poor darling. 540 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,617 What happened to your clothes? 541 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,792 I fell down. 542 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,534 Aw. Oh, there, there. 543 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,666 Oh, it's so good to be home. 544 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,189 -Oh. -Ohh. 545 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,322 Did anybody miss me? 546 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,324 I did, sugar. 547 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,240 What about the colonel and Pierce and Hunnicut? 548 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,416 Uh, did they even care? Were they upset? 549 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,070 Of course they were. 550 00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,854 Oh. [panting] 551 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:34,510 Margaret, I know this isn't the time to ask. 552 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:35,859 Ask, darling. 553 00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,426 But after stumbling around in the dark 554 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,907 and here you are all warm and loving. 555 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,126 Ask, Frank, ask. 556 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,780 Have you got any cookies? 557 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:50,657 ♪ There's a long, long night of waiting ♪ 558 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:54,922 ♪ Until my dreams all come true ♪ 559 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:59,100 ♪ Till the day when I'll be going ♪ 560 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:04,801 ♪ Down that long, long trail with you ♪ 561 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,977 To Blackjack Pershing. 562 00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:08,370 Inventor of 21. 563 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,158 To Montgomery Ward. 564 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,638 And his orchestra. 565 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,161 And his orchestra. 566 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:19,903 To Harry Truman. 567 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,992 To Bess Truman. To Margaret Truman. 568 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,298 To err is Truman. 569 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,737 That's not bad. 570 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,436 But if you boys generate a little more heat 571 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,873 and wrap a little tinfoil around the top, 572 00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,265 you'll get a better yield. 573 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,484 And you'll land in jail. 574 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:37,181 And his orchestra. 575 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:44,537 I had a still on Guam in-in World War II. 576 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:46,887 One night it blew up. 577 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,280 That's how I got my Purple Heart. 578 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,981 Keep it under your hat. 579 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,287 Consider it under, Colonel. 580 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:59,552 My friends call me Stud. 581 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,510 To Myrna Loy. 582 00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:02,729 Hear, hear. 583 00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:05,035 Speaking of Myrna Loy, 584 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,255 I'd like to talk to you about Corporal Klinger. 585 00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:10,214 -And his all-girl orchestra? -Seriously. 586 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:13,870 ♪ There's a long, long trail a-winding ♪ 587 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:17,961 ♪ Into the land of my dreams ♪ 588 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:22,575 ♪ Where the nightingales are singing ♪ 589 00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:27,884 ♪ And the white moon beams 590 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:33,542 ♪ There's a long, long night of waiting ♪ 591 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:39,548 ♪ Until my dreams all come true ♪ 592 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:44,248 ♪ Till the day when I'll be coming ♪ 593 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:51,778 ♪ Down that long, long trail with you ♪ 594 00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,480 This is, uh, Opal's Pride, a filly. 595 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,003 Bought her in '47. 596 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:02,310 From the hubcaps she looks like a '46. 597 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:04,704 That's Sylvia Bee, Opal's Pride's sister. 598 00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:06,270 Look at that rump. 599 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:08,055 Ah, you can tell they're sisters. 600 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:10,013 You've got an eye for horseflesh, Hawkeye. 601 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:12,451 He's good at rumps. 602 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,714 Colonel, sir, Major Frank Burns. 603 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,498 [applause] 604 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,761 Reporting for duty, sir. 605 00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:21,242 That's a nasty bruise, Major. 606 00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:24,288 Pain is, uh, no stranger to me, sir. 607 00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:26,943 He's had athlete's foot all his life. 608 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:29,337 The colonel can count on me as his second-in-command 609 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,513 to maintain peak military efficiency and discipline, 610 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:32,775 which I established. 611 00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:34,560 I appreciate that, Major. 612 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,257 Colonel Potter, sir! 613 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,128 -I found your bridle. -Good. 614 00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:39,782 It was in with the trusses. 615 00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:42,872 Thank you, son. 616 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:43,830 Klinger! 617 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:48,051 Nice outfit. 618 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,575 Well, thank you, sir. 619 00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,664 It's from the Shirley Temple collection. 620 00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,418 ♪♪ [theme]